trapcartel:

If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch

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"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

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thenuggetsoftruth:

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • monday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

that last one though LMFAO

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jessicaannjames:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

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